Within Azeroth there are many lonely hearts, so I’m here to help out. Ever wondered how to get that sexy little Gnome to notice you? Or perhaps you’d prefer a much more strong, tentacley type? Whatever your type is, I’m sure there is a line in here that could.. *cough* grab their attention.
You can’t go wrong with the classics. Trust me, crude lines may sound funny, but you’ll be leaving with many a red hand/hoof/paw print on your face.
- “Get your cloak, you’ve pulled.”
- “You can be my Guardian Spirit any time.”
- “Do you use Cartographer? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
- “You must be one hell of a Rogue because you pick pocketed my heart from across the room.”
- “Is there a flight plan nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?”
- “LF1M, party in my pants.”
- “Have you just come from the Stockades? It must be illegal to look that good.”
- “Are those trousers from Outland? Your butt is out of this world.”
- “You’re so sweet, you’re going to put strudel out of business.”
On a small sidenote: there are some really crude and hilarious chat up lines out there! Got anymore?