Dear Idiot

This blog post is brought to you as a product of Rage™. No, it’s not Ryyu, it’s Jae. Bear with me, I’ll be back to the rainbows and snuggles tomorrow.

Snarky Elitist Who Can’t Even Play Their Own Class. Look, I’m cool with people who struggle to play as well as others, there’s no rule saying you have to read and live by the ten commandments of Elitist Jerks, but if you’re going to be elitist and look down your nose at other people for being “bad” at their respective classes, at least know your class inside-fucking-out, because IT MAKES NO SENSE. Stop being bitchily snarky at people for no real reason, it doesn’t make you cool, it makes people want you to piss off.

Those Who Think They’re Awesome 4chan Trolls. YOU’RE NOT. You sound like irritating little children, and at best, pathetic little bullies! The real 4chan trolls can on a rare occasion be funny, the kind I’m talking about are mimicking other people’s behaviour. You know what that makes you? Fucking sheep! Talk like a normal human being, ‘lololol’ is not a word, and get your own fucking opinions.

The Two Who Openly Flirt Outside The Bank. SHUT THE FUCK UP. Everybody who ever mentions you wants you to fuck off. And what the hell does <99p even mean? You stand there chatting away in /say about absolute bollocks, whatever happened to whispers? Party chat? Heck, as far as I know, you’re the only two in your guild! You’re not funny and you’re not cool. You’re just annoying. And you make me fucking miss ‘tee hee girls’. Swear to God. Here’s a screenshot for those of you who don’t believe how annoying this is.

People Who Still Harp On About Gearscore And Trash DPS. News flash: Gearscore is pointless and high trash DPS can be achieved by spamming 1 button over and over.. Having 6k gearscore and doing 15k trash DPS does not, in fact, make you “L33T”. It means you have picked up some gear and can press a button over and over, CONGRATULATIONS! Nobody cares. Harp on about that 15k DPS when it’s achieved on a boss fight (excluding buffed fights such as Hodir) when you’re doing the jobs you’re assigned to and THEN I’ll be impressed. Oh, and if you post meters in guild purely to boast? Sod off. For those of you about to defend gearscore: it can be cheated. A gear inspection is much, much better.

Those Who Literally Threaten Other People. When you threaten somebody, tell them that you’re going to kill them.. you’re actually pathetic. This is a game. Idiot. You don’t have a gun. You’re not going to anybody’s house. And you most definitely DON’T LOOK COOL. In fact, I think their words speak louder than mine in analysing how utterly pathetic they really are if they choose to resort to a threat on somebody’s life.

The Dick Of The Server. Every server has one, the guy who thinks they are utterly awesome for some reason or another. Will probably spam /2 or show off in Orgrimmer/Ironforge about something they ninjad and all the idiots of the server will throw “ooh aahs” at their epeen. JUST NO. STOP. Those legendaries you’re parading around like some kind of retarded disco? The people who you actually want to impress know you didn’t earn them and we all think you’re a fucking inbred idiot. And that guy in the top guild you’re licking the arse of? Note how he’s not getting you into his guild? Yeah, he thinks you’re a moron. He’s right. GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF.

PS. The title for this post came from The Mana Obscura. I had a rant on Twitter about needing to release a bit of rage that’s been building up, all that being nice I do? It takes it’s toll when you’re holding back from yelling at dicks. Fanks! Feel much better now.

14 thoughts on “Dear Idiot”

  1. I guess I’m lucky; I can count on one hand the number of real idiots I’ve come across in my time playing.

    One of the most recent was a couple of weeks ago. I was Tanking HoS on my Death Knight; then 77 or so. A Hunter in the group decided I wasn’t going fast enough, so he took it upon himself to MD pull to me when he felt like it, and without even telling me first.

    There were several times I would pause to let my Runes come off cooldown, or shoot a quick whisper to my Healer friend who was with me, and I’d see mobs coming at me. Of course, once I brought it up (telling him that I really preferred to pull myself unless I asked otherwise), he would say “And MD saves another life” after every. Freaking. Pull.

    Having DPSers pull for me has a been more of an issue for my Death Knight than I thought it would be. One Warlock flat-out told me once that he didn’t care if he killed himself by pulling for me. I told my Healer not to heal him if he did it again. He did. And she didn’t. And he STILL didn’t stop.


  2. Haha…that’s a great list! Scary thing is, I can tick off pretty much all the things you’ve mentioned. We don’t play on the same server, do we?
    .-= Gazimoff´s last blog ..Starting the Engine =-.

    1. Ever heard the phrase ‘the grass is always greener’? 😛 Think that can definitely be applied to servers, I’ve never been on Earthen Ring 😉

  3. The /ignore list will never be big enough to block out the idiots. Then again, it’s only natural that they spew crap on a constant basis. I mean, they do spend their online time with their head up their ass.

    Until chlorine gets added to the pool of players, keep the rage posts coming!
    .-= The Rokk´s last blog ..Fixing Stupid =-.

  4. Ouch!!

    /throw sparkles
    /throw rainbows
    /throw fluffy bunnies (waitwut?)

    On the other hand – rage is both good and healthy I hear 🙂

    Take it easy Jae and remember [whispers] it’s only a game…
    .-= Pilfkin´s last blog ..Lady RNG =-.

    1. Haha, I’m the first to preach it’s only a game, problem is, “it’s only people” doesn’t quite work as well, which is more the case here. The people. 😛

      1. Okay so for: Awesome 4chan Trolls, Bank Flirters, Gearscored Trash DPSers, and the Dick of the Server, … I don’t wait for them to become super annoying before they earn a report spam & an ignore from me.

        I have no worries about using /ignore while in a group, too. I don’t care if you’re the tank or leader. When an old guildy who tanked used to piss me off in Vent, I’d mute him on/off for raid instructions.

        Seriously, I recently pugged a group (AN) for my daily frosties, and they were so rude about their gearscore because they decided to not ask me if I wanted to heal through the longest Hadronox fight I’ve ever seen, nor did the shammy want to drop cleansing totem, and just be overall dicks about their DPS and GS (which was bounds above mine). After we dropped to down the long drop, they were all ignored, and I thoroughly enjoyed healing a quiet Anub.

        Cool thing about /ignore in PuGs: you never have to group with them again. 🙂
        .-= Poneria´s last blog ..Psssst… =-.

        1. Ooh yep, that’s something I’ve learnt over on Argent Dawn! If I find somebody so incredibly annoying I definitely wouldn’t want to group with them again, they get a /ignore 😀

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